Sunday, January 18, 2009
Agderlørdag
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Happy New Year.
“So this is the new year, and I have no resolutions.”- Death Cab For Cutie
Well, Death Cab For Cutie, you sloths, while you were producing bad album after bad album for Barsuk Records, I was writing productive resolution upon resolution. One of them being to update my blog…not bi-annually, not semi-annually, not monthly, not bi-weekly, not whenever the heck I feel like it, BUT EVERY FRIGGIN’ WEEK. The apocalypse must be upon us, you say! But neigh, I am indeed a changed blogger.
Now I only have one problem. What do I blog about? As you have probably noticed, I’ve not blogged since October 7th, 1785. Instead of long ramblings about each day since 334 years ago, I’ll just give you a brief bulletin’d update.
· George Washington dies on December 14th, 1799.
· Coca-Cola is invented in 1886.
· William Taft gets stuck in White House bathtub somewhere between 1909 and 1913.
· Olivia goes to Thailand on November 12th, 2008.
· Olivia is supposed to come back from Thailand on December 2nd, 2008, but cannot due to week-long protests in the Bangkok airport.
· Olivia departs Thailand on December 6th, 2008.
· Olivia is supposed to go to America on December 21st, 2008, but her flight from Kristiansand is delayed, causing her to miss her connecting flight to Minneapolis.
· Olivia lands in Minneapolis on December 22nd, 2008, and realizes that they’ve lost her luggage.
· Olivia obtains said luggage, after wearing the same outfit for 5 days, on December 25th, 2008.
· It is no longer 2008 on January 1st, 2009.
· Olivia comes back to Norway on January 8th, 2009.